Awkward moment on the phone today:
But first, a little back story. My sisters were over and we were just hanging out. Lauren's boyfriend calls her, finds out that we are having a "pow wow" and asks why he wasn't invited. I decide to be funny and text him while he is talking to her and ask my sisters for his # (I didn't have it for some reason...) and this is how it went.
Me: There is a way that you could get invited to my pow wows. Meg and I have a serious question for you, btw.
Him: OK, who is this?
Me: Haha. Me.
Him: Andrea who?
I'm beginning to think he is pulling my leg, so I throw in a little insult.
Me: Now you're a queer.
Him: I think you have the wrong #.
"Him": This is Precious. (I changed her name to protect her identity -haha- and referenced a little Friends."
Me: Sorry :)
"Him": It's ok haha. :)
I commence to ask a question or two in order to be sure I don't actually know this poor girl. Thankfully I didn't. Turns out my sister knows who she is... an acquaintance at work. Oh boy!
Me: Soooooo sorry. Haha. Have a nice night. You're not a queer.
"Him": Hahahahahaha thanks You have a good one too ;)
Oh jeeze!!! I was sooooo sooooo sooooo embarrassed! It's a good thing she has no idea who I was and that I now know where she works so I can know to NEVER show my face in there... ever.
It was just too funny not to share.