Sometimes I do dumb things. Like:
Open the truck door into my forehead. I could not believe I did that one. I just jumped into the truck as fast as I could and fell over so in case I started crying no one would see. It hurt so bad.
How about the time(s) I order my dinner in the more expensive way just to get the same final product. I really didn't realize until after I had paid then I put it all together. The poor girl taking my order the other night started to suggest how I might want to order, but I was sure what I ordered would be better. Until it wasn't. It was the same. (Shouldn't combo/dinner plates always be cheaper than a la carte?)
Oooo. Oooo. This one is a doozy. Procrastinate using the restroom while wearing Spanx. (A super tight apparatus that holds one's belly tight.) A girl can only remove so many layers in such a short amount of time. Rest assured that I "made it." Just barely though.
The fact that I just told you all about my spandex wearing "dilema."
Along the lines of the first one... leaning over the counter and hitting my head on the upper cupboards. There's a reason I really only work at the 20% of our kitchen counter that is overhead-cupboard-less.
Somebody please tell me the dumb things they do so I don't feel so challenged.