Meg was telling me about some funny stuff from her swimming lessons today. I had to share.
Megan: "OK, we're going to float for 15 seconds."
Boy: "How long is that?"
Megan: "A quarter of a minute."
Boy: "That's funny. My mommy puts me in the corner for 5 minutes."
Hahaha!!! I love kids.
This next one is classic too.
A little girl says her mommy is going to have a baby. That will make a total of 5 babies. She then tells Megan that her daddy is going to get a shot to make it so they cannot have any more babies.