From My Sister's Swimming Lessons

Meg was telling me about some funny stuff from her swimming lessons today.  I had to share.

Megan: "OK, we're going to float for 15 seconds."
Boy: "How long is that?"
Megan: "A quarter of a minute."
Boy: "That's funny.  My mommy puts me in the corner for 5 minutes."

Hahaha!!!  I love kids.  

This next one is classic too.

A little girl says her mommy is going to have a baby.  That will make a total of 5 babies.  She then tells Megan that her daddy is going to get a shot to make it so they cannot have any more babies.

Again, hahahahahahaha!